Step One
Soap in small pot.
Small pot in hot water bath.
Big mess.
Step Two'
Pour into mold.
Chunky bits ignored.
Big Mess.
Step Three
Unmold.
Use knives and pry.
Soap is moist and sticky.
Big Mess.
Step Four
Cut into shapes.
Cookie cutters used.
Most pieces stuck in cutter.
Big MESS.
Step Five
Look at different molds.
Realize most of them won't work.
Can imagine sticky soap being stuck in small crevices.
BIG MESS.
Step Six
Chose the one with the least details.
Create another big mess by adding colour to soap.
BIG MESS.
Step Seven
Unmold after much difficulty.
Some not even set.
Break a few molds in the process.
BIG FKG MESS.